Friday, February 15, 2013

Top 5 Christian break-up lines

If anything is more awkward than trying to get into a relationship, it's trying to get out of one. Especially for a Christian.

Last year, I gave you 10 Christian pick-up lines, but what if things aren't working out now? You need to end the relationship in the most Christian way possible. How can you do that?

Well, you could be honest and treat the other person with respect and dignity and in doing so display maturity and Christlikeness in a difficult situation, but seriously, how would that help?

You could sing one of the top 10 Christian break-up songs or top 5 break-up hymns, but unless you live in a musical, it would seem a bit ... odd to actually sing the ending of your relationship.

What you really need to do is make up some overly spiritual sounding lie in a desperate attempt to dump the other person in such a way that you seem like the Mother Teresa of break-ups. OK, a lady who was single her whole life is probably not the best comparison for relationship issues, but you get my drift.

Here is just what you need: the top 5 Christian break-up lines.

These are OK, but they aren't Jesus-y enough.
5. I really need to spend more time with God, especially on Friday and Saturday nights or any other time that you are available.

4. I'm looking for a knight in shining armor and I couldn't help but notice you haven't been putting on the whole armor of God lately.

3. That WWJD bracelet you are wearing reminds me. We both are trying to be more like Christ, so I think we should be like Jesus and be single.

2. Right now, I just want to make Jesus my boyfriend. You can't be upset with me wanting to be with Jesus more, can you?

1. You know how I told you that God you to go out with me? Well, He just told me that you'd make a much better friend than girlfriend.

I know, unfortunately, that some Christians have used the horrible pick-ups lines. Have you heard (or used!) any of these break-up lines? What might be some other Christian break-up lines?

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